shroomish (shroomish) wrote,

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Beware of pandas!

Pandas are among my favourite animals... so I couldn't resist  the temptation and borrowed this from darth_blade (and he borrowed it from _1313):
  A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, then pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to leave, the manager shouts: "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager: "Hey, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!" So the manager opens his dictionary and looks up the word 'panda'.
  It reads "Panda: A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."
Tags: копипаста, расширяем кругозор, юмор
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